The Dating (online or otherwise) Megathread - Page 123

Inspector Spacetime · 2011-09-15, 6:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miles Standoffish

fuck you all

But Tony, I thought we had something special!

UngorEatStefan · 2011-09-15, 6:13 PM

I am now offering up my mad skills (AKBoarder tested and approved, thanks Mike!) of OKCupid profile critique.

Inspector Spacetime · 2011-09-15, 6:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UngorEatStefan

I am now offering up my mad skills (AKBoarder tested and approved, thanks Mike!) of OKCupid profile critique.

Fine, critique mine.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/babybeartaco

Miles Standoffish · 2011-09-15, 6:16 PM

stefan critque mine http://www.okcupid.com/profile wait that is not it

just search for aborell

UngorEatStefan · 2011-09-15, 6:18 PM

I'm in class now but I'll do some top notch analysis later tonight.

Tony, I'm not reading shit without a direct link.

MsFrisby · 2011-09-15, 6:18 PM

I asked for critique already on the previous page with a link.

UngorEatStefan · 2011-09-15, 6:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsFrisby

I asked for critique already on the previous page with a link.

Can you edit your link into this post?

Gliss · 2011-09-15, 6:21 PM

Man yours is like an out of body experience. I feel so boring now.

edit- @ Tony, that is.

MsFrisby · 2011-09-15, 6:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UngorEatStefan

Can you edit your link into this post?

I can't edit it into your post, but I added it to my most recent one.

Miles Standoffish · 2011-09-15, 6:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gliss

Man yours is like an out of body experience. I feel so boring now.

stefan's?

build me a star · 2011-09-15, 6:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Track 6

Fine, critique mine.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/babybeartaco

ditch all the song lyrics/poetry/whatever

also don't say you're beautiful; they can see your pictures and make this call for themselves.

similarly, don't ever say you're funny or witty. just put funny and witty things in your profile.

show don't tell, etc

Gliss · 2011-09-15, 6:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miles Standoffish

stefan's?

I got my edit in before this >(

UngorEatStefan · 2011-09-15, 6:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by build me a star

ditch all the song lyrics/poetry/whatever

also don't say you're beautiful; that's for them to decide based on your pictures.

similarly, don't ever say you're funny or witty. just put funny and witty things in your profile.

show don't tell, etc

Stop trying to muscle in on my business BMAS!!!

Miles Standoffish · 2011-09-15, 6:26 PM

yesssssssss

Inspector Spacetime · 2011-09-15, 7:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by build me a star

ditch all the song lyrics/poetry/whatever

also don't say you're beautiful; they can see your pictures and make this call for themselves.

similarly, don't ever say you're funny or witty. just put funny and witty things in your profile.

show don't tell, etc

but how do I make 1000 words with no poetry?

Wooh · 2011-09-15, 7:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Track 6

but how do I make 1000 words with no poetry?

What's important: getting dates, or jumping through arbitrary OKC hoops

Miles Standoffish · 2011-09-15, 7:13 PM

the latter *is autistic*

build me a star · 2011-09-15, 7:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Track 6

but how do I make 1000 words with no poetry?

brevity is the soul of wit

Inspector Spacetime · 2011-09-15, 7:19 PM

I may be autistic. For realsies.

Inspector Spacetime · 2011-09-15, 7:25 PM

FINE, IT IS FIXED.

Davmeister84 · 2011-09-15, 7:38 PM

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Davids_84

Critique away!

Miles Standoffish · 2011-09-15, 7:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davmeister84

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Davids_84

Critique away!

build me a star · 2011-09-15, 8:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Track 6

FINE, IT IS FIXED.

haha, awesome! Your profile rules now.

Inspector Spacetime · 2011-09-15, 8:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by build me a star

haha, awesome! Your profile rules now.

I wasn't sure if I was being snarky enough though. You and Tony have the best profiles.

I don't think ~*~my six boyfriends~*~ would be very believable for me though.

Dean · 2011-09-15, 8:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davmeister84

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Davids_84

Critique away!

You're profile basically says, "I don't know who I am."

Be committal. Take risks. Be unique. Be someone.

2011-09-15, 6:13 PM	#3052
UngorEatStefan World's Forgotten Boy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I am now offering up my mad skills (AKBoarder tested and approved, thanks Mike!) of OKCupid profile critique. __________________ Founding member of The El Burro Gang

2011-09-15, 6:16 PM	#3054
Miles Standoffish Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: MY LIFE FOR YOU	stefan critque mine http://www.okcupid.com/profile wait that is not it just search for aborell __________________

2011-09-15, 6:18 PM	#3055
UngorEatStefan World's Forgotten Boy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I'm in class now but I'll do some top notch analysis later tonight. Tony, I'm not reading shit without a direct link. __________________ Founding member of The El Burro Gang

2011-09-15, 6:18 PM	#3056
MsFrisby Naughty Librarian Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Charlotte, NC	I asked for critique already on the previous page with a link. __________________ Last edited by MsFrisby; 2011-09-15 at 6:22 PM.

2011-09-15, 6:21 PM	#3058
Gliss =O Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Cambridge	Man yours is like an out of body experience. I feel so boring now. edit- @ Tony, that is. __________________ Last edited by Gliss; 2011-09-15 at 6:24 PM.

2011-09-15, 6:26 PM	#3064
Miles Standoffish Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: MY LIFE FOR YOU	yesssssssss __________________

2011-09-15, 7:13 PM	#3067
Miles Standoffish Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: MY LIFE FOR YOU	the latter is autistic __________________

2011-09-15, 7:19 PM	#3069
Inspector Spacetime in my DARSIT Join Date: May 2009 Location: Olive Colored Shag Carpeting AKA: KaePes, MoxiePoppet, Track 6	I may be autistic. For realsies. __________________

2011-09-15, 7:25 PM	#3070
Inspector Spacetime in my DARSIT Join Date: May 2009 Location: Olive Colored Shag Carpeting AKA: KaePes, MoxiePoppet, Track 6	FINE, IT IS FIXED. __________________

2011-09-15, 7:38 PM	#3071
Davmeister84 Dark and Full of Terrors Join Date: Aug 2005	http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Davids_84 Critique away! __________________ Beware my power, Green Lantern's light