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Old 2011-02-10, 12:44 PM   #2776
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wait, does he reveal that he is a virgin in his profile or something?
that would own
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Old 2011-02-10, 12:55 PM   #2777
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He told me about his virginity in one of his messages.
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Old 2011-02-10, 12:59 PM   #2778
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I actually once saw a guy who made his virginity a big deal on his profile.

but he was like 19. not 28.
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Old 2011-02-10, 1:00 PM   #2779
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He told me about his virginity in one of his messages.
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Old 2011-02-10, 1:02 PM   #2780
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Too old is when you feel it's too old.
Oh god, I'm too old!
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Old 2011-02-10, 1:03 PM   #2781
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He told me about his virginity in one of his messages.
What did he just casually work that in the message?

"Hey I see you like virgin olive oil. It so happens I'm a virgin too?"
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Old 2011-02-10, 1:09 PM   #2782
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Lawlz. Okay here's what he said about his virginity:

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Here, I have a question for you: If you knew that I was a virgin, would you be more or less likely to sleep with me? I mean, would it give you a thrill to be the one to take someone's (in the case, mine) virginity away? (and if the answer to this is "no", then I'm not a virgin...lol!) Furthermore, do you need all your sex partners to be as experienced as you?
I give him lots of credit for being upfront about it, but he needs to work on some social skills.
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Old 2011-02-10, 1:12 PM   #2783
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and his run-on sentences
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Old 2011-02-10, 1:12 PM   #2784
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lol, I don't think he's actually a virgin.
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Old 2011-02-10, 1:12 PM   #2785
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damn he is basically straight up propositioning you

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lol, I don't think he's actually a virgin.
messager spotted

fake edit: also never say "furthermore," in a message on a dating website, or ever
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Old 2011-02-10, 1:12 PM   #2786
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I'm a virgin. Tee hee hee. POUNCE

Unironically ask about the "taste of beer". Said so in the most recent post, people who like the taste of beer are like 60% more likely to fuck on the first date.
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Old 2011-02-10, 1:14 PM   #2787
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virgin roleplay
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Old 2011-02-10, 1:16 PM   #2788
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I'ma say that beer thing is wrong.

based on, wait for it, ANECDOTAL EVIDENCE!
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Old 2011-02-10, 1:18 PM   #2789
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I explicitly say that I'm open to casual sex, so I expect people to ask about sex within the first few messages.

I did look at the questions he answered. He's very biased towards people who like to fuck virgins. It could be that he's not a virgin himself but at face value it looks like he is.

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omg does he have to dress up in white cuz i don't think that's his color
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Old 2011-02-10, 1:23 PM   #2790
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TAG, does he list his occupation.

I am making a guess here (most obvious guess) IT Professional
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Old 2011-02-10, 1:29 PM   #2791
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Comedic writer. He sent me one of his pieces in one of his messages. And did so with great enthusiasm.
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Old 2011-02-10, 1:41 PM   #2792
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Comedy writer? I take back what I said, he is probably a virgin.
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Old 2011-02-10, 1:59 PM   #2793
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Comedic writer. He sent me one of his pieces in one of his messages. And did so with great enthusiasm.
Was, and this is important, was it funny?
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Old 2011-02-10, 2:00 PM   #2794
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I'm a virgin. Tee hee hee. POUNCE

Unironically ask about the "taste of beer". Said so in the most recent post, people who like the taste of beer are like 60% more likely to fuck on the first date.
Hahah I loved this post. Basically what it told me is that everyone on OKCupid is down for first date sex because who doesn't like the taste of beer?
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Old 2011-02-10, 2:03 PM   #2795
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Hahah I loved this post. Basically what it told me is that everyone on OKCupid is down for first date sex because who doesn't like the taste of beer?
Apparently a significant number of people.

I strongly suggest reading the most recent OKC blog, it will tell you the true questions to ask
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Old 2011-02-10, 2:06 PM   #2796
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Was, and this is important, was it funny?
It was incoherent, imo.

And it was published with an its/it's mistake.

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Old 2011-02-10, 2:08 PM   #2797
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FWIW, I don't like the taste of beer.

But mix it with whiskey and I luuuuurve it.

Irish car bombs.
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Old 2011-02-10, 2:10 PM   #2798
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Boilermakers?
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Old 2011-02-10, 2:15 PM   #2799
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Nothing to add right here, so I'll just bottom post.*
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It was incoherent, imo.

And it was published with an its/it's mistake.

Oh dear, that's not stellar.

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FWIW, I don't like the taste of beer.

But mix it with whiskey and I luuuuurve it.

Irish car bombs.
My theory gains more ground!


*this would have been funnier in the ask a kinkster thread.
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Old 2011-02-10, 2:44 PM   #2800
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It was incoherent, imo.

And it was published with an its/it's mistake.

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