The Dating (online or otherwise) Megathread - Page 112

Miles Standoffish · 2011-02-10, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danimo

wait, does he reveal that he is a virgin in his profile or something?

that would own

TAG · 2011-02-10, 12:55 PM

He told me about his virginity in one of his messages.

Golfing with Gandhi · 2011-02-10, 12:59 PM

I actually once saw a guy who made his virginity a big deal on his profile.

but he was like 19. not 28.

Danimo · 2011-02-10, 1:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TAG

He told me about his virginity in one of his messages.

smooth

Nerd Ard Ri · 2011-02-10, 1:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TAG

Too old is when you feel it's too old.

Oh god, I'm too old!

Darius Sontag · 2011-02-10, 1:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TAG

He told me about his virginity in one of his messages.

What did he just casually work that in the message?

"Hey I see you like virgin olive oil. It so happens I'm a virgin too?"

TAG · 2011-02-10, 1:09 PM

Lawlz. Okay here's what he said about his virginity:

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Here, I have a question for you: If you knew that I was a virgin, would you be more or less likely to sleep with me? I mean, would it give you a thrill to be the one to take someone's (in the case, mine) virginity away? (and if the answer to this is "no", then I'm not a virgin...lol!) Furthermore, do you need all your sex partners to be as experienced as you?

I give him lots of credit for being upfront about it, but he needs to work on some social skills.

frobbnik · 2011-02-10, 1:12 PM

and his run-on sentences

Eskimo · 2011-02-10, 1:12 PM

lol, I don't think he's actually a virgin.

Danimo · 2011-02-10, 1:12 PM

damn he is basically straight up propositioning you

edit:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eskimo

lol, I don't think he's actually a virgin.

messager spotted

fake edit: also never say "furthermore," in a message on a dating website, or ever

AKBoarder · 2011-02-10, 1:12 PM

I'm a virgin. Tee hee hee. POUNCE

Unironically ask about the "taste of beer". Said so in the most recent post, people who like the taste of beer are like 60% more likely to fuck on the first date.

Golfing with Gandhi · 2011-02-10, 1:14 PM

virgin roleplay

Nerd Ard Ri · 2011-02-10, 1:16 PM

I'ma say that beer thing is wrong.

based on, wait for it, ANECDOTAL EVIDENCE!

TAG · 2011-02-10, 1:18 PM

I explicitly say that I'm open to casual sex, so I expect people to ask about sex within the first few messages.

I did look at the questions he answered. He's very biased towards people who like to fuck virgins. It could be that he's not a virgin himself but at face value it looks like he is.

EDIT

Quote:

Originally Posted by Golfing with Gandhi

virgin roleplay

omg does he have to dress up in white cuz i don't think that's his color

Kickflip Jones · 2011-02-10, 1:23 PM

TAG, does he list his occupation.

I am making a guess here (most obvious guess) IT Professional

TAG · 2011-02-10, 1:29 PM

Comedic writer. He sent me one of his pieces in one of his messages. And did so with great enthusiasm.

Eskimo · 2011-02-10, 1:41 PM

Comedy writer? I take back what I said, he is probably a virgin.

Nerd Ard Ri · 2011-02-10, 1:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TAG

Comedic writer. He sent me one of his pieces in one of his messages. And did so with great enthusiasm.

Was, and this is important, was it funny?

Gliss · 2011-02-10, 2:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AKBoarder

I'm a virgin. Tee hee hee. POUNCE

Unironically ask about the "taste of beer". Said so in the most recent post, people who like the taste of beer are like 60% more likely to fuck on the first date.

Hahah I loved this post. Basically what it told me is that everyone on OKCupid is down for first date sex because who doesn't like the taste of beer?

AKBoarder · 2011-02-10, 2:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Gliss

Hahah I loved this post. Basically what it told me is that everyone on OKCupid is down for first date sex because who doesn't like the taste of beer?

Apparently a significant number of people.

I strongly suggest reading the most recent OKC blog, it will tell you the true questions to ask

TAG · 2011-02-10, 2:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nerd Ard Ri

Was, and this is important, was it funny?

It was incoherent, imo.

And it was published with an its/it's mistake.

TAG · 2011-02-10, 2:08 PM

FWIW, I don't like the taste of beer.

But mix it with whiskey and I luuuuurve it.

Irish car bombs.

frobbnik · 2011-02-10, 2:10 PM

Boilermakers?

Nerd Ard Ri · 2011-02-10, 2:15 PM

Nothing to add right here, so I'll just bottom post.*

Quote:

Originally Posted by TAG

It was incoherent, imo.

And it was published with an its/it's mistake.

Oh dear, that's not stellar.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TAG

FWIW, I don't like the taste of beer.

But mix it with whiskey and I luuuuurve it.

Irish car bombs.

My theory gains more ground!

*this would have been funnier in the ask a kinkster thread.

Jay · 2011-02-10, 2:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TAG

It was incoherent, imo.

And it was published with an its/it's mistake.

Burn that bridge.

2011-02-10, 12:55 PM	#2777
TAG Mrow, baby! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Cambridge, MA AKA: formosa	He told me about his virginity in one of his messages. __________________ What a cute kitty you are! ~ twitter ~ facebook ~ tumblr ~ formspring

2011-02-10, 12:59 PM	#2778
Golfing with Gandhi I'm a fucking unicorn Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC AKA: ThePagoon	I actually once saw a guy who made his virginity a big deal on his profile. but he was like 19. not 28. __________________ makes me remember things I forgot that I had planned to copy for your records

2011-02-10, 1:12 PM	#2783
frobbnik Asnarkosyndicalist Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Austin	and his run-on sentences __________________ thank you and god bless and don't lie to each other

2011-02-10, 1:12 PM	#2786
AKBoarder Do not go gentle Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: into that good night	I'm a virgin. Tee hee hee. POUNCE Unironically ask about the "taste of beer". Said so in the most recent post, people who like the taste of beer are like 60% more likely to fuck on the first date. __________________ Rage, rage against the dying of the light...

2011-02-10, 1:14 PM	#2787
Golfing with Gandhi I'm a fucking unicorn Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC AKA: ThePagoon	virgin roleplay __________________ makes me remember things I forgot that I had planned to copy for your records

2011-02-10, 1:12 PM	#2784
Eskimo Mater memento mori Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Toronto, Ontario.	lol, I don't think he's actually a virgin.

2011-02-10, 1:16 PM	#2788
Nerd Ard Ri The Jedi Fellow Join Date: Aug 2005 AKA: King Nerd	I'ma say that beer thing is wrong. based on, wait for it, ANECDOTAL EVIDENCE! __________________ Formerly King Nerd

2011-02-10, 1:23 PM	#2790
Kickflip Jones Coolest kid in school. Join Date: Aug 2005 AKA: Buzzard, Slowpoke. Meatrocket Jones, The Mark Sanchez Variety Hour	TAG, does he list his occupation. I am making a guess here (most obvious guess) IT Professional

2011-02-10, 1:29 PM	#2791
TAG Mrow, baby! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Cambridge, MA AKA: formosa	Comedic writer. He sent me one of his pieces in one of his messages. And did so with great enthusiasm. __________________ What a cute kitty you are! ~ twitter ~ facebook ~ tumblr ~ formspring

2011-02-10, 1:41 PM	#2792
Eskimo Mater memento mori Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Toronto, Ontario.	Comedy writer? I take back what I said, he is probably a virgin.

2011-02-10, 2:08 PM	#2797
TAG Mrow, baby! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Cambridge, MA AKA: formosa	FWIW, I don't like the taste of beer. But mix it with whiskey and I luuuuurve it. Irish car bombs. __________________ What a cute kitty you are! ~ twitter ~ facebook ~ tumblr ~ formspring

2011-02-10, 2:10 PM	#2798
frobbnik Asnarkosyndicalist Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Austin	Boilermakers? __________________ thank you and god bless and don't lie to each other