ITT I am the Sorting Hat

[Tortuga Mañana]

sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort

[SwellAsHell]

idgi no hat?

[Jimmy McForum]

You're a Sorta Hat.

[Tortuga Mañana]

idgi no hat?
Grippindoor

[Tortuga Mañana]

You're a Sorta Hat.
Rufflebutt

[Benjamin Erle]

hmm

[Tortuga Mañana]

hmm
Clambake

[Dumbass McBootarse]

Grayson you are full of it

[Jasper]

more like half baked.

[Tortuga Mañana]

Grayson you are full of it
Cripplefoot

[Tortuga Mañana]

more like half baked.
WeedWolf

[whaler]

:I

[A Benevolent Picaroon]

Grayson is just jealous he didn't make the other thread

[Sagitta]

HIT ME, OH PRODUCT OF MAD HABERDASHERY

[Chest Rockwell]

I hope I get the cool one.

[Buckshot]

You are making a mockery of the thread posting process, you hat.

[I Choose Shorts]

oh no

[whaler]

oh shit we've been grayson'd

[Buck]

Are you war themed?

[Tortuga Mañana]

:I
Shittywand

[Tortuga Mañana]

Grayson is just jealous he didn't make the other thread
Slippinslide

[Squigit]

Slippinslide

Hahahahhaha

[Tortuga Mañana]

HIT ME, OH PRODUCT OF MAD HABERDASHERY
Gatorade

[Tortuga Mañana]

I hope I get the cool one.
Jimjamwhimmywham

[Tortuga Mañana]

You are making a mockery of the thread posting process, you hat.
Dickwizard

[Dumbass McBootarse]

oh shit we've been grayson'd

I wanted to post something like this but like time I did he got all pissy and screamed "POINT THE LAST THREAD I DID THIS YOU FUCKER POINT IT TO ME!" and then decided that because I said he always abandoned his threads he would abandon his thread


E: I was also going to give him a little longer than fifteen minutes :shy:

[The Jay Cutler Show]

420 sort wizards everyday

[Enforka]

ITT I am Sorta Fat



:I

[whaler]

I wanted to post something like this but like time I did he got all pissy and screamed "POINT THE LAST THREAD I DID THIS YOU FUCKER POINT IT TO ME!" and then decided that because I said he always abandoned his threads he would abandon his thread


E: I was also going to give him a little longer than fifteen minutes :shy:

ok

[Tortuga Mañana]

oh no
Superhorse

[Tortuga Mañana]

Are you war themed?
Smallfinger

[The Jay Cutler Show]

how about i sort your shit

[Tortuga Mañana]

Hahahahhaha
Ravendog

[Tortuga Mañana]

420 sort wizards everyday
Barfmonster

[Tortuga Mañana]

ITT I am Sorta Fat



:I
Stonecoldsteveaustin

[A Jaunty Romp]

Stonecoldsteveaustin

lol

[frogurt]

Your avatar continues to perplex me.

[Jasper]

Your avatar continues to perplex me.
You've never seen anyone eat with their mouth open?

[Golfing with Gandhi]

these house names are so much cooler than the actually ones.

[Smaug]

Huh?

[Tortuga Mañana]

lol
Daddymagic

[Tortuga Mañana]

Your avatar continues to perplex me.
Poopyshit

[Tortuga Mañana]

these house names are so much cooler than the actually ones.
Bomberman

[Greatbob Umber]

guerilla gorilla

[Tortuga Mañana]

Huh?
Moondance

[Tortuga Mañana]

guerilla gorilla
Laserbeam

[Golfing with Gandhi]

Bomberman

fuck yeah.

edit: shit. Laserbeam is pretty inspired too.

[Tortuga Mañana]

My favorites are Rufflebutt, Laserbeam, and Ravendog.

[Inspector Spacetime]

Please label me.

[ChildOWind]

What kinda shenanigans are going on in this thread?

[Bristo]

:cry:

[Buckshot]

Mods should change user names based on this sorting. Just saying.

[mangelo]

What kinda shenanigans are going on in this thread?

Evil shenanigans!

[Enforka]

My favorites are Rufflebutt, Laserbeam, and Ravendog.Mine is Slippinslide.

[A Benevolent Picaroon]

You liar.

[Mü0n]

bus stop

[Tortuga Mañana]

.

[Brock Landers]

this thread is a billion times better than the other one

[Andy]

Oh hey

[Human]

I want to be a wizard so bad you don't even know

[Tortuga Mañana]

.

[Tortuga Mañana]

.

[A Benevolent Picaroon]

hahaha

[Windansea]

lmfao

[Nasha]

I don't get any of this, but I want in.

[Tortuga Mañana]

.

[Enforka]

someone sort this thread into the goldmine

[Tortuga Mañana]

I can't stop laughing at Ravendog.

[Greatbob Umber]

Love this thread now. Mostly due to the crests.

[Smaug]

The crests make it.

[Weirdo]

I like it.

[Benjamin Erle]

hahaha

god damn

[Six]

Soy juice tastes terrible.

[Arctyc]

"And you... you belong... Hasenfluffer!"

[Von Waffle]

slippinslide crest

I came very close to having to explain myself at work.

[Nasha]

.

Ha, sweet.

[The Jay Cutler Show]

best is stonecoldsteveaustin followed by slippinslide

[DannoHung]

INTERNET COMEDY PIONEER, TURTLE TOMORROW

[Jay]

Me too please Mr. Hat

[The Jay Cutler Show]

send this thread to the hof and also send mandingo's thread to the shityard

[Jay]

I wanna be in WiffleBat House

[Human]

Hmm okay